Bulk mail -> Don’t open-> Delete the contents of the entire folder in one go..
Today...
Bulk mail -> Decided to open and see whats there..
Result: Lot of revelations… ( Read: Spam!! )
Came to know about the millions of dollars awaiting me in so many Nigerian Banks like the African Development Bank (ADB), Union Bank of Nigeria, Apex Bank, Togolaise Bank, Standard Trust Bank Limited (Lagos), Eco Bank Nigeria Plc, United Bank for Africa, and the International Bank of Africa
If not for Mr. Abacha, Mr. Adeyemi, Mr. Kabila, or Mr. Green,Mr. Mustapha bank chief auditor, chief security officer, remittance department official, director of the bank, director of finance, or contract award department employee, I would never have known about this FORTUNE of mine!!!!!!! :D
Lottery tickets I have won-> Draw of the Euro-Afro-American Sweepstake Lottery International programsheld on the 13th March in Essex United Kingdom. Ticket number: B956475604545188 with Serial number 97560 drew the winning:01/10/11/18/19/46, which subsequently made me win the the lottery
I have therefore been approved to claim a total sumof US$820,000.00 ….
A Notice from the Office of the Registrar," courteously e-mailed to me that I am now qualified to obtain a Degree-- Associate, Bachelors, Masters, or Doctorate--from a Prestigious University. There are NO required tests, classes, books, or interviews. In fact, only a select few individuals were notified of the opportunity.
OMG! Did I waste 4+2 years completing my grad and post grad education?!?!?!?!?! This could have been an easy way out man!!! Wouldn’t have sweated on the courses, semester exams.. Projects etc…
Some "revolutionary" product with a great message, literally pleading with KIDS..to quit smoking… Chain smokers are supposed to have quit smoking within 2 weeks of using their product… Punchline reads "You began smoking so young… and unaware of the dangers.. Now it keeps sickening you and your family.. Can you still quit??" tcchhh.. tccchh… touching...
Mail from a U.S. Special Forces commando who purports to have found $36 million in drug money while conducting a covert search-and-destroy mission against the Taliban. The "commando" says he has stashed the cash in luggage, but wants to keep it in someone else's bank account "for safekeeping." and he decided to give it to me..
Another offer comes from a man who claims he was delivering a large sum of cash to the World Trade Center on the day it collapsed. Although he escaped from the building, his colleagues believe that he is dead. He kept the cash, kept a low profile and is in great need of a bank account to quietly deposit the money.. and he chose ME!
(** So ppl.. if you want your money safe, you now know what to do.. :D :D ** )
Shocking is the news item is that, the U.S. Secret Service is supposed to have estimated that the fraud costs victims of such spams to be hundreds of millions of dollars worldwide each year. :O
Money money everywhere…. Not a rupee(err.. dollar) to spend.. **sob.. sob...**
**Not talking...**
15 comments:
And here is the theme song for this post...
Paisa yeh Paisa...
kewl! where's my treat?!?!
yemarathae yemarathae idu dhaan pattu, u give bckgrnd and music effects
Nice read.. Generally dont care to open and read all these mails.. but always see the bulk folder to check that some important mail does not get there.. yahoo has this knack of delivering important ones there as well.. dunno how..
haha... this is the second post am reading on junk mails today... but this one is different, junk mails from "unknown" people... i just posted one on junk mails from known people!!...
be careful, and dont got messed up in hawala case
well very interesting. more so the commando thing and the wtc thing wee like hillarious.
and worse are those mails saying that lord venkateshwara will curse u if u dun fwd it to 10 ppl in next 4 mins. horrenduous. or the perpetual case of seema from philips blore who has her husband dying from cancer and needs donations in cash (this has the record for being the most circulated spam mail from india)
btw did u know that splogging is on the rise?
venkat
@div
dollar ye dollar eh..? ;)
@anand ms
any time.. :D
@vatsan
sooober! :)
@eclectic blogger
thanks.. :) and yahoo sure does that! i had quite a few personal diwali wishes landing in the junk mail! ;)
@naikutti
read ur post! lol..
@awakeningcoma
point!! :D
@venkat
i know! and what do we do with these ppl who keep fwding this! Aaaarrggghh
to earn money try these steps.
if ur bus breaks down midway,hand over the ticket to the conductor and get ur fare reimbursed.
to get back a one-rupee coin try dropping the weight-indicating ticket into the weight machine.
entha vetti mails ellam u read ah ?
MONEY ?!?!?!??! ..konjam enna gavanichuko...u had promised me 4 a top remember?...i don't mind doin silly helps ven u cum here deal?! :D
gud , get all tht money tht they promise and dont give it to me , not so greedy , just gime a treat :-D
---monsh
Editor Bob kittaenthu msgs varum adikkadi enakku :D
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