Thursday, April 06, 2006

Spalling Mistaks!!!

Heyy people… Posting after a very long time… :) This time about one of my very favourite subjects… "Spalling Mistaks"!!


Unfortunately , I have a good eye for spotting spelling mistakes wherever I go… And decided to mention those which were very very obvious, and those which affected me SO much, that everytime I see some like this, I made a note of them in my mobile phone, so that it will prove to be good laughter material for posterity… :D

Here goes the list…

This was painted on the rear side of a lorry…
"Keep Distens"
Yeah yeah.. We'll keep distens…
Btw, hey lorry… is ur Spiid = Distens/Taim ????

hee hee..

In the advertisement of some Boarding/Lodging Place..
"Singal"
"Dabul"
"Tribul"
Arrrgghhh…. Instead u could have simply written 1, 2 and 3!!!!!!! :(
Why subject yourself as well as others to torture?!?!?!?!


In a pretty famous and slightly expensive eatery…

"Cheexe Pisa"
How about a slice of the Leaning Tower?!?!?!

"Franch Fries"
Do you fry it in Franch oil by any chance??

"Greap Joose"
Sounds so Yuck!!! Then comes the question of drinking it… Uggghhh!!


In a private bus….

"Ledis"

"Genz"
No comments…!!!!!


Other unpardoonable mistakes spotted, while walking on the road...

"Deseiner sudithar"
I really want to HANG this guy.. Pleaassse allow me…. Please……
Pleaaaaasssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What are all the Lakme n Wills fashion week organizers doing?!?!? ;)

"bus dippot"
Wow!!!! But this is still better than the previous one… :p

In a mechanic shop..
"Pancher" / "Puncher"
Ohh...Can I hire goondas to punch/beat up somebody… ??

"We print Broshars"
Do you have a spell check software in your system before u print stuff ???


And the most often misspelt

"Restarent"
"Restorant"
"Restaurent"
"Restorent"

Ugghhh…. Wait a min !!!… whats the actual spelling..????!?!?!? **Confused!!***

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Unpardoonable????? was that meant to be like that or is that a spelling mistake again? If that was a mistake, its a shame and it is unpardonable (also to let u know the actual spelling). anyways a gud one. i like it. keep writing and dont stop or pause.

Div said...

First, i'm glaaad to have u back in the blogging community :))

(I think this long seista warrants a post by itself...don't u?)


Here are some more spallings mistaks:

Written at a restaurant board: Snakes Served Here
(and this wasn't a Korean eat-out. Imagined being served one!!!)

At a wine-shop in Bihar: Child Bear
(PETA, PETA)

Sheks said...

welcome back!agree with div.wat was the real reason for ur looooooooong break?

LOL @ Franch fries.

reminds me of an incident in kerala.a guy was selling lime water in a bus-stand.to draw customers,he was shouting "naarangya vellam,naarangya vellam"(mallu for lime water).it sounded to me like naariya vellam!

Eclectic Blogger said...

A post after yeans (eons ba)!

awakeningcoma said...

welcome back spelling mistakes or spalling mistakes lorryla eluthanathu purinja sari!

Anonymous said...

lol... good one....
but your mistake is definitely 'unpardoonable'... it was the 'baddest' spelling mistake of the lot... ;)

Expert Reviewer said...

@mayur,anand
when something becomes EXTREMELY unpardonable, it becomes 'unpardoonble' :D :D ,
(was obviously a typo.. :p)

@div
'snakes served here' ROTFL!!!
shall keep posting often, hereafter.. :)

@sheks
LOL!! and Actually, ur recent scrap and a lot of vetti time made me resume... :)

NaiKutti said...

suhda... good one :-)... missed the famous "toilet" for "tolet"

LOL @ "Do you fry it in Franch oil by any chance??"...

good to see you back "blocking" (read blogging)

and now that u have mentioned that u have a a good eye for spotting spelling mistakes: here is one for you:

Expert Reviewer said...

@eclectic
yeaaaaah!! :D

@awakening coma
:P welcome back to my blog..

@anand
'baddest'!!! :p :p will catch u next time..

Sheks said...

ennaala thaan neenga reblogging pannareenga-nu romba happy-aa irukku.

SamY said...

he he ... gud ones ;) ... had some *mity* laughs :p

how about pronounciations ... 1st thing I can think of -

computer = gumbudhar
tupperware = dubberwear

Anonymous said...

Its good to make mistakes u know? Gets spotted well. sometimes it gets humourous too. Probably advertisers does this to catch your eyes. dont u agree?

-Prasan.

Ar Ar Ar Arrrrr said...

I once saw HIGHLY INFLAMMABLE written on the back of a tanker tht was used to carry drinking water.

Nice :)

Anonymous said...

Pinally Posht pannita pola unnoda pamous pelling mich-takes a..

kud kud.. kan-t-new postnig on ur lbog.

cheergs
taknev

Jagan said...

welcoem back..

Sudhanshu said...

And did you hear about a beer shop with this written on the board in large black letters:

CHILD BEER

Lol !!!!

Murali said...

hallo... haayi... epadi irukkenga... do u remember me as a blogr? i tried my best to bring in some speeling msitakse ... aaana i dont seem to be having much luck [;)]

Kavi said...

Good One ! People are people ! In a land where a 'Sound Horn' is inferred as "Soundly" horn, spell errors are common and change witht the landscape of the place.

SMS texting has brought a whole new language !

You is 'U'
That is 'dat'

and many more. Interesting post !

Anonymous said...

Note: Firefox 2: lesser spalling mistakes ;)