Wednesday, October 19, 2005

DXBall does it all....

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Dad complained of a shoulder pain.. And also pain in his right hand!

For all those gaming addicts out there, you would know what I am talking about…Though it was not AOE or NFS which he was playing, it was a game by the name DXBall..Many of us would have played this atleast once in our life…



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A Typical Morning Scenario:
Dad is known to be this extremely punctual kind..whether it comes to going to office or even otherwise…Since dad and mom go together, the standard scene everyday morning is that dad gets ready early and keeps mocking at mom for making it so late.. (Though men never understand that women a lot of unpaid work at home in the morning when all that a man has to do is sip coffee and read the morning paper… but my dad does a bit more... :) )

Nowadays…The situation is reverse… Dad gets ready as usual… sits in front of the comp and starts playing DXBall… Mom has nopressure to start early.. Mom asks dad to stop the game and shutdown the comp and start for office… And frequent statements like -
"Wait.. Will just finish this stage.."
"I just got a 'one-up' and an extra chance.."
"I will surely get another place in the high scoring list today… so wait... :D"
"See how well I am playing… cant stop now..."
are heard...
And finally somehow they start for office…

Evening after coming back from work, mom immediately sits in front of the comp and finishes her mail checking and a small chat session with me.. Coz she knows that once dads back home, after dinner theres no way he will even budge and forgo his computer rights! :D

After dinner dad again settles down to his high scoring spree atleast for 1-2 hours and constantly keep outperforming himself… Whenever he loses a chance while playing, blaming every other person around him for his bad performance :D

And his explanation about how he will surely beat the highest score in the "Score List" someday… as hez the second best at present.. And after repeated requests to come and sleep and the people around constantly distracting him to make him lose his other chances so that he will stop the game… :D

During some weekend when I am at home, I get a whole lot of gyan about all the intricacies of the game, thanks to the running commentary dad gives as he is playing...right from "What this shooting power will do…" "which brick will make increase the speed of the game" "Which brick will decrease the size of the supporting stick" :D

Finally after the painful effects in the shoulder and hands, dad decided that he should stop playing it… And lo! We uninstalled it from the system last weekend… I wonder what dad has been doing for timepass for the last 2-3 days… :) :)

Monday, October 10, 2005

IQ -- 15,000 mts below sea level !!

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An atrocious game show (or a quiz show they call it..) on one of the Star channels, which I surely HAVE to blog about..After years of Siddharth Basu and Derek 'O Brien, it was my misfortune that I happened to see this particular 'quiz'

Well here are some excerpts of the questions from the person who conducted the show and the morons who answered the questions…

Host: "This question is regarding the republic day of our country… When is it? "
** All buzzers buzz..**
Participant 1: "August 15th… "
Host: "What?!?!?! "
Participant 1: "Its January…January 26th…Oh.. Sorry sorry… I realized I made a mistake!" (Me: Mistake a?!? Adi paavi.. You changed History!! And YOU should be handed over in exchange for Sarbjeet Singh...)
Host: "Oh good… 20 points to you..!!!!!"


Host: "What is the full form of ENT? "
Participant 2: "Ear Nose….. Tongue, I think…"
(Me: Give me the noose.. I want to hang myself..!!!!!!)
Host: "I think you got the 'Tongue' wrong… Slip of the tongue I think… hee hee… I'll give you time to think…"
Participant 2: "Hmm…Hmm… don’t know.. Give me a clue…."
I pressed the mute button not even wanting to hear any atrocious clue being given for this dumb question! Figured out from the body language that the participant anyway didn’t know the answer..
Turned on the volume again…

Host: "This famous lady who acted in hindi movies in the 70s hosts a show whose name goes like this…"Rendezvous with…."
(Instead of asking such a tough tough question.. He could have as well said Her name has 4 letter… Starts with an 'S' end with an ' I' and has 'I' and 'M' inbetween…!!!!!!! )


Host: "Red Indians have their origin in which continent?"
One participant presses the buzzer...
Participant: "Hmm… India...! "
(Me: Please drag these people out of the show.. Or please tell me that it is a humor kind of a show like what Shekar suman hosts…Don’t tell me that these people actually don’t know..!
Saying that Red indians have their origin in India itself is unstandable.. Then calling India a 'continent' !!!!?!?!?!!?!??!?!)


Host: "Hmm.. I don’t think the questions have been that tough.. Lets c, who wins..."
(Huh!! A bunch of morons and you are going to crown the least of the most dumb people in the country...)


Host: "Who played the role of Salman Khan's brother's girlfriend's mother in the movie 'xyz' "
**Buzzer sounds from all directions***
Participant: (answers..)
Host: "Correct Answer..!!! You won yourself a Gift hamper from Fab India worth Rs 9000/-"
(And I go… What?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!?!?! At that instant, I lost all my respect for one of my all favourite shops ..Fabindia.. Dunno why.. )

Host: "The winner of todays show gets a TVS Scooty!!!!"
(Me: The one who gets Aamir Khan's onnu vitta chitthapaa's periamma's ponnu correct, will ge the scooty!!!!)

Like an AI system, guess the host/the production crew learnt over time that, to save the 'quality' of the show and do a dhaana dharmam of the prizes given by the sponsors, they need to ask questions according to the participants 'level'...

Then came questions like

Host: "In the Soap 'Kasauti Zindagi ki' who plays the role of…. Blah blah…"
Participant: (answers..)
Host: "Correct answer!! "

Host: "Which directed directed the movie which was the 30th of Some damn actor and also featured..blah blah…."
Participant: (answers..)
Host: Brilliant!!!

In a final tie question,
Host: "Where do eskimos live.. What are their houses called…"
Participant: "Ice houses…"
( As if we thought they live in houses with centralized heating facility!!!!! )
Host: "Theres a specific name to it… "

Question passes to the audience.. And finally one great great soul.. Answers "igloo"
Aah! Finally..But Please… Cant take more...

All the BQC's and MasterMinds I have seen in my life, came crumbling down…
If you have seen a more brilliant exhibition of IQ,.. Please mention…
Phew!